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★ rockstar presents ★
welcome to los muhandis
an unnrml alien · temporarily based on planet earth
alien · y.o.
0b11000
missions shipped
∞
current arc
emirates
location
earth
subj · target
yo,
salaam.
↳ dossier follows
⟶ live transmission
mission log
2018 — 2025- 01 2018
al khorezmi ict school
intel - 02 2019
bs at inha
intel - 03 2020
dropped out of college
wasted - 04 2020
mentorship & eng at epam, reuters, metrolinx, wolters
heist - 05 2023
product engineer at seera group, dubai
heist - 06 2024
shiny object syndrome & adhd
side - 07 2025
fomo. quit. build. fail. recover. restart with antler
heist - 08 2026
senior swe at emirates, dubai · the comeback arc, stronger this time
heist
collectibles
16 / ∞- 🏃 23km half marathon, 2:55:55, weighted pack
- 🥋 martial arts
- 🏓 ping pong
- ♟️ chess
- ✍️ writing — blog · newsletter
- 📖 reading · 'the way of fighting' by GSP
- 🌏 traveling
- 🎥 storytelling
- 📸 photography
- 👥 volunteering
- 💸 $12M ARR in 12 months
- 🏊 ironman soon
- 💪 1000 pushups in one go soon
- ✨ recovering perfectionist
- 🧠 lifelong learner · not a guru
- 🚀 explore. build. ship. learn. repeat.
do not cross · do not cross · do not cross